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回覆: (轉貼) 遊戲成真?
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這大概又是網路假新聞
漏油事件電視新聞常有報導
再湊一張動物油汙照片就像真的新聞了

發表日期2013/12/31 15:38
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回覆: 世界上有鬼嗎?
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引用:

Rocky 寫道:
世界上只有上帝、天使、撒旦(魔鬼)、人類

還有人死後變成的鬼喔

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世界上有鬼嗎?
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最近聽姪子講軍中的鬼故事,這世界上真的有鬼嗎?

發表日期2013/12/23 11:02
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超「血」實的夫妻對話 (下)
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關於您轉調部門的提議,
經過董事懇親會開會討論,
以下決議事項要向您說明:

因您當初面試時的職務是老婆,
標準與要求一開始就跟情人不同!

雖然試用期間您的表現不好,
差點被開除,
但念在您苦苦哀求,
並說明您可以改進與勝任的堅持下,
才予以留任的!

老婆是份正職的工作,
與兼差的情人部門不同!
當然責任與工作相對也就會比較多,
但是薪資及福利保證優於情人部門!

老婆有按摩、親親、抱抱、睡睡、陪同參加家庭聚會與煮宵夜的紅利跟福利,還有很好的陞遷管道!
可以升為糟糠、黃臉婆、岳母、婆婆、外婆、祖母、等...

這些絕對都是情人部門所沒有的!

最後因為目前情人部門沒有空缺,
而老婆又是很重要的職務!

因此在未尋獲新人或職務代理人,
並完成交接之前;
先將您轉調到備胎部門,
這個部門的人員不需要每天面對頭家!
這應該可以暫時減輕您的責任跟壓力,
您可以經常回娘家小住、以節省伙食費!
等老婆職務有人可以交接時,
再將您轉調到地下情人的部門!

當然如果到時候時情人部門有缺,
也可轉調到情人部門當〝幹部〞!
或是您要離職也可以,
當然自動離職是沒有遣散費的!!

感謝您七年多來的努力~~

老公董事會成員代表 敬上

PS:小孩,是本公司之優良產品,拍賣所得歸公司所有喲!










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發表日期2013/10/11 9:07
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超「血」實的夫妻對話 (上)
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Dear 老公:

經過如分娩般的陣痛期,
在淚濕衣襟的孤獨深夜,
我不再盼望了!

決定向你辭去老婆的職務!

任職七年多以來,
我一直努力學習成為一個好妻子,克盡職守,
對你噓寒問暖,
小心翼翼的揣測你的需要,
滿足你各方面需求...

在感情上提供你慰藉、在肉體上提供你歡愉,
讓你有被愛被寵的感覺,
甚至有的時候我就像你媽,
讓你在我的胸口哭泣!

不能監控你的行動、只能在家苦苦等待...接送、陪伴小孩、為你煮飯、洗衣、暖被窩、都只是基本工作...

經手的財務僅夠家用,
卻要負起所有家裡的花費!!

一個稱職的老婆要溫柔體貼,
還要心胸寬闊、要隨時待命、洗澡上床!



聽你提到別的女人的仰慕讚賞、不可以吃醋!
剛任職的時候,
真的不知如何拿捏,
曾經犯了幾次錯誤,
竟敢與你鬧情緒,
吵著要上吊!

好幾次你想把我開除,
後來在我保證不再犯的前提下,
你勉強再給我一個觀察期!



但是,這些日子以來...

我反覆思索,
感謝你曾經給我的機會,
但我確實不再適任這個職務。

因此想向你申請調回情人部門,
看到你對那部門的同仁有說有笑、有情有義;
還經常的請她們小聚小酌、小歡小愛、心裡真的很羨慕她們!



她們的上班時間很彈性,
不用鋪床洗內褲、隨時都很媚惑、
又能讓你專接專送、還有鑽石項鍊、不用帶孩子、不用面對你冷漠一面、跟酒後的暴力性愛!



我已經很久不曾看到你陽光般的笑容,
聽到你幽默溫柔的情話了!

雖然我佔著老婆的缺;
但是,除了責任很重,
沒人疼又沒任何特殊待遇;
連件性感小丁字褲都沒有...



沒有甜言蜜語、沒有你的多一點關心、沒有過節禮物、花、沒有...

所以我決定辭去老婆的職務!!

至於你是否願意讓我調到情人部門,
一切尊重你的裁決!

一個盡心盡力、已經把小孩送上網拍的老婆 敬上

發表日期2013/10/11 9:04
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100個英文面試問題
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100 Potential Interview Questions

By Thad Peterson, Monster Staff Writer

Basic Interview Questions:
1. Tell me about yourself.
2. What are your strengths?
3. What are your weaknesses?
4. Why do you want this job?
5. Where would you like to be in your career five years from now?
6. What's your ideal company?
7. What attracted you to this company?
8. Why should we hire you?
9. What did you like least about your last job?
10. When were you most satisfied in your job?
11. What can you do for us that other candidates can't?
12. What were the responsibilities of your last position?
13. Why are you leaving your present job?
14. What do you know about this industry?
15. What do you know about our company?
16. Are you willing to relocate?
17. Do you have any questions for me?

Behavioral Interview Questions:
18. What was the last project you headed up, and what was its outcome?
19. Give me an example of a time that you felt you went above and beyond the call of duty at work.
20. Can you describe a time when your work was criticized?
21. Have you ever been on a team where someone was not pulling their own weight? How did you handle it?
22. Tell me about a time when you had to give someone difficult feedback. 23. How did you handle it?
24. What is your greatest failure, and what did you learn from it?
25. What irritates you about other people, and how do you deal with it?
26. If I were your supervisor and asked you to do something that you disagreed with, what would you do?
27. What was the most difficult period in your life, and how did you deal with it?
28. Give me an example of a time you did something wrong. How did you handle it?
29. What irritates you about other people, and how do you deal with it?
30. Tell me about a time where you had to deal with conflict on the job.
31. If you were at a business lunch and you ordered a rare steak and they brought it to you well done, what would you do?
32. If you found out your company was doing something against the law, like fraud, what would you do?
33. What assignment was too difficult for you, and how did you resolve the issue?
34. What's the most difficult decision you've made in the last two years and how did you come to that decision?
35. Describe how you would handle a situation if you were required to finish multiple tasks by the end of the day, and there was no conceivable way that you could finish them.

Salary Questions:
36. What salary are you seeking?
37. What's your salary history?
38. If I were to give you this salary you requested but let you write your job description for the next year, what would it say?

Career Development Questions職業發展問題:
39. What are you looking for in terms of career development?
40. How do you want to improve yourself in the next year?
41. What kind of goals would you have in mind if you got this job?
42. If I were to ask your last supervisor to provide you additional training or exposure, what would she suggest?

Getting Started Questions:
43. How would you go about establishing your credibility quickly with the team?
44. How long will it take for you to make a significant contribution?
45. What do you see yourself doing within the first 30 days of this job?
46. If selected for this position, can you describe your strategy for the first 90 days?

More About You:
47. How would you describe your work style?
48. What would be your ideal working situation?
49. What do you look for in terms of culture -- structured or entrepreneurial?
50. Give examples of ideas you've had or implemented.
51. What techniques and tools do you use to keep yourself organized?
52. If you had to choose one, would you consider yourself a big-picture person or a detail-oriented person?
53. Tell me about your proudest achievement.
54. Who was your favorite manager and why?
55. What do you think of your previous boss?
56. Was there a person in your career who really made a difference?
57. What kind of personality do you work best with and why?
58. What are you most proud of?
59. What do you like to do?
60. What are your lifelong dreams?
61. What do you ultimately want to become?
62. What is your personal mission statement?
63. What are three positive things your last boss would say about you?
64. What negative thing would your last boss say about you?
65. What three character traits would your friends use to describe you?
66. What are three positive character traits you don't have?
67. If you were interviewing someone for this position, what traits would you look for?
68. List five words that describe your character.
69. Who has impacted you most in your career and how?
70. What is your greatest fear?
71. What is your biggest regret and why?
72. What's the most important thing you learned in school?
73. Why did you choose your major?
74. What will you miss about your present/last job?
75. What is your greatest achievement outside of work?
76. What are the qualities of a good leader? A bad leader?
77. Do you think a leader should be feared or liked?
78. How do you feel about taking no for an answer?
79. How would you feel about working for someone who knows less than you?
80. How do you think I rate as an interviewer?
81. Tell me one thing about yourself you wouldn't want me to know.
82. Tell me the difference between good and exceptional.
83. What kind of car do you drive?
84. There's no right or wrong answer, but if you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would you be?
85. What's the last book you read?
86. What magazines do you subscribe to?
87. What's the best movie you've seen in the last year?
88. What would you do if you won the lottery?
89. Who are your heroes?
90. What do you like to do for fun?
91. What do you do in your spare time?
92. What is your favorite memory from childhood?

Brainteaser Questions:
93. How many times do a clock's hands overlap in a day?
94. How would you weigh a plane without scales?
95. Tell me 10 ways to use a pencil other than writing.
96. Sell me this pencil.
97. If you were an animal, which one would you want to be?
98. Why is there fuzz on a tennis ball?
99. If you could choose one superhero power, what would it be and why?
100. If you could get rid of any one of the US states, which one would you get rid of and why?
101. With your eyes closed, tell me step-by-step how to tie my shoes.

發表日期2013/10/9 13:57
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咪揪 ☆~♡~
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十二星座聚餐
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有一天

十二星座在一起聚餐 ^^

[雙子] 正在向大家炫耀自己最近的奇遇的時候...

突然,隔壁桌有人開始挑釁!

[獅子] 拍桌大吼一聲!(\</)=3 =3 =3

[牡羊] 立刻掀桌衝了過去!~~~=(\_/)

[雙魚] 嚇得哇的一聲哭飆出來啦!(ToT)!!!

[巨蟹] 連忙抱住安慰~乖~~~ (v_v)...

[天秤] 趕緊打圓場~沒事的~~~ (~_~)...

[處女] 站的遠遠地旁觀 (#_#)...

[水瓶] 喝醉了在旁邊跳脫衣舞 (@o@)...

[金牛] 苦著臉正計算著總共要賠多少錢 ($_$:)...

[射手] 把現場拍下來上傳到FB (+o+)!

[摩羯] 不耐煩地一直看著手錶 (=_=)...

[天蠍] 漠然地...走到那人的背後隨手捅了一刀 ...(-_-)=>










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發表日期2013/3/20 8:31
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回覆: 2013農曆新年快樂!
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祝大家中國新年快樂!
情人節快樂!要幸福喲!

發表日期2013/2/9 18:29
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回覆: ★☆*●○*◆◇祝福大家耶誕快樂 & 2013 新年快樂!◇◆*○●*☆★
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2013 新年快樂

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