王先生下公車時掉了一包煙....

後面的小姐說：「先生你『煙』掉了！」

王先生很生氣的說：「你才『閹』掉了哩！」










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人生不如大吃大喝逍遙自在啊！

問大家一個怪問題，就是撒旦有沒有悔改和得救的可能呢？

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701. The assessor asserts that he inserted the deserted desserts in the desert with alert.
估價人認定他警惕地把被拋棄的甜點心插入沙漠中。

702. The abrupt corrupt man had the Xeroxed code corroded in the erosion episode.
突然腐敗的人讓人在腐蝕插曲中腐蝕被影印的代碼。

703. The enlightened man highlighted his mighty insight into the fright.
開明的人強調了他對驚悸的強大洞察力。

704. I would rather withhold than uphold you unfold the gold foil on the threshold.
我寧願忍住也不支持你在門檻上展開黃金箔。

705. The imposing man posed as a man of good disposition and disposed of the rubbish.
給人印象深刻的人冒充一個好安排的人並且處理垃圾。

706. The prose author's diagnosis discloses that the hose is damaged.
散文作者的診斷透露軟管被是損壞的。

707. The limping shrimp impulsively implemented the compulsory duty.
柔軟的小蝦有推動力地執行義務的職責。

708. The implicit implication about the deficit is not explicit.
關於赤字的含蓄暗示是不清楚的。

709. The degeneration of regenerative gene is exaggerated.
再生基因的惡化是言過其實的。

710. The competent petitioner thinks the perpetual impetus is petty.
有能力的請願者認為永久的動力是可愛的。

711. The superstitious man put the priority on the superficial supersonic superiority.
迷信的人把優先權放在淺薄的超音波高傲上。

712. The traitor in strait straight forwardly told me the traits of the bait.
海峽裡的賣國賊直接主動地告訴了我餌的特性。

713. The Oriental is proficient in the ingredients.
東方人對成分熟練。

714. The recipe recipient transiently made the conscientious alien client unconscious.
處方容器瞬間使有責任心的外僑客戶喪失意識。

715. The rotary agitator irrigated him.
旋轉的鼓動者把他弄濕了。

716. The counselor bounced up to denounce discount.
顧問跳起來指責折扣。

717. The degraded undergraduate upgraded the underlying virus program.
被降職的大學生升級了基礎的病毒計畫。

718. Jail life made the frail retailer avail every snail in the pail.
監獄生活使脆弱的零售商有益於桶裡的每一隻蝸牛。

719. Deviation in aviation is dangerous.
飛行過程中的背離是危險的。

720. On the anniversary the versatile poet wrote an adverse verse Virtue versus Evil.
在周年紀念日上，多才多藝的詩人寫了一首敵對的詩歌：《美德VS邪惡》。

721. The recruit made the current circulate in the circuit on the circumference.
新兵使電流在圓周上的電路內迴圈。

722. In the suitcase, the guitar tutor found the tuition by intuition.
在小提箱裡，吉他導師以直覺發現學費。

723. The watchful snatcher dispatched a batch of combatants to the hatch.
密切注意的綁架者發送了一批戰士到艙口蓋。

724. The wretched butcher clutched the needle and stitched it clumsily.
可憐的屠夫抓住針並且笨拙地縫它。

725. The peer's queer peering is a sheer sneer.
貴族奇怪的窺視是一次完全的嘲笑。

726. The currency curriculum made the excursionist incur loss of time and money.
貨幣課程使短途旅遊者招致時間和錢的損失。

727. The stray betrayer arrayed the sprayers on the road.
迷路的叛徒在路上排列噴霧器。

728. Dust accumulated on the insulated simulator in the desolate lab.
灰塵在荒涼的實驗室裡絕緣的模擬器上堆積。

729. The inflated balloon indicates a latent inflation on the plateau.
膨脹的氣球顯示了高原上潛在的通貨膨脹。

730. Trivial tributes constitute the attribute of constituent's report.
瑣屑的頌詞形成選民的報告的屬性。

731. I acutely and resolutely refuted the brutal persecution of mute commuter.
我尖銳而堅決地反駁了沉默通勤者的野蠻迫害。

732. This measure may preclude the exclusive agency from selling crucial crude oil.
這個措施可以使專有的代理不能出售決定性的原油。

733. He depicted the condition the man contradicting the verdict.
他描繪了那個人反駁裁決的情形。

734. Magnify the magnitude of the magnetism.
放大磁性的大小。

735. The deputy chairman of the charity clarified the importance of clarity and purity.
慈善的副會長闡明了透明和純潔的重要性。

736. The tramp from the tram swamped the ham hamburger with shampoo.
來自有軌電車的流浪者用洗髮水淹沒火腿漢堡。

737. According to the pamphlet, the current in the amplifier can be amplified to 3 amperes.
根據小冊子，在放大器裡的電流可以被放大到3安培。

738. Prolong the sponge along the longitude and latitude at an altitude.
沿著經度和緯度在一個高度延長海綿。

739. The conservative man made a reservation in the observatory.
保守的人在天文臺做了一些保留。

740. The mender recommends me to amend the legend agenda.
修理工建議（勸告）我修改傳奇議程。

741. His comprehensive apprehension about the appendix of the pendulum is obvious.
他廣泛的關於這個鐘擺的附錄的憂慮是明顯的。

742. Elevate the eleventh level to relevant height.
提高第11步到相關的高度。

743. Thereafter, I adhered to the coherence inherent to the theory.
此後，我堅持理論固有的連貫性。

744. The prophet appropriately appropriated the fund for repairing propeller.
預言者恰當地為修理螺旋槳撥了專款。

745. I'm baffled why the affiliated man initiated the negotiator into ego.
我迷惑於為什麼附屬的人正式介紹談判者進入自我。

746. The radiation radius of the radioactive radium radiator in the stadium is variable.
放射性的鐳暖氣裝置的輻射半徑在體育場是易變的。

747. Snobbish Knob is doing his hobby in the lobby.
勢利的球形門柄正在大堂裡做他的嗜好。

748. The ass bypassed the guard and assassinated the surpassing ambassador in the embassy.
驢為警衛設旁路並且在大使館暗殺勝過的大使。

749. The corporate bodies collaborate elaborately on producing vibrating evaporator.
法人團體在生產振動蒸發器之後苦心製作協作。

750. The dazzling light from the digital device dizzied me.
來自數位化的設備的耀眼的光使我頭昏。

751. The extinct exotic bird's feather contains zinc.
那種已絕跡的珍奇的鳥的羽毛中含鋅。

752. The smuggler shrugged to the bugler hugging the bug in the tugboat.
走私者對在拖船中擁抱臭蟲的號手聳聳肩。

753. The vocation advocate found the word "vocal" and "reciprocal" not in the vocabulary.
職業宣導者發現“嗓音的”和“交互的”兩詞不在詞彙表中。

754. Without my aid I'm afraid the maiden would have been raided.
沒有我的幫助我怕少女已遭到襲擊。

755. The slim Muslim reached his climax when he found the axis of the galaxy.
苗條的穆斯林在發現銀河的軸線時達到了（人生的）頂點。

756. Bonus is a stimulus for me to study the silicon in the bacon.
獎金是我研究薰肉中矽原子的動力。

757. The categories of the lubricated duplicators are intricate.
那些潤滑過的影印機的種類錯綜複雜。

758. The wagging wasp grasps the crisp clasp for a gasp.
搖擺的黃蜂抓住脆鉤喘息。

759. The reconciled reptiles rest on a fragile tile.
和解的爬行動物歇在易碎的瓷磚上。

760. The gossip tossed the mossy blossom fossil.
愛講閒話者向上拋長滿苔蘚的花化石。

761. Test the immune function by immersed dispersion.
用浸入擴散（法）測試免疫功能。

762. The lateral elite is literally illiterate.
邊上的精英分子簡直就是個文盲。

763. To abide the abiding bidding, the oxide bidder strides on the seaside.
為了忍耐無休止的吩咐，氧化物投標者在海濱闊步行走。

764. The tormentor enlarged the engagement garment.
折磨者加大了訂婚服裝。

765. The cripple dipped the whip tip into the chip solution nearby his hip.
跛子將鞭子末端浸入他臀部旁邊的晶片溶液中。

766. The tickler pricked a tick on the nickname Nickel.
撓癢者在綽號“鎳幣”上刺了個勾號。

767. The administrator diminished the feminine miniature to minimal size.
管理員將女性縮樣縮減到最小尺寸。

768. The man with mittens intermittently intervened the remittance.
戴連指手套的人間歇地介入匯款。

769. The scorched couch is put in the porch of epoch.
被烤焦的睡椅放在時代門廊內。

770. The monstrous monarch monopolied monarchy.
可怕的君主壟斷了君主國。

771. The missionary transmitted emission emitted lately.
傳教士傳播了新近散發出來的散發物。

772. I'm intent on tentative retention of potential patents.
我熱衷於潛在專利權的暫時保留。

773. The expelled man repelled billions of rebellions.
遭到驅逐的男子擊退了數十億次叛亂。

774. The cellar-dweller yelled, "Fell the jellyfish burglar!"
住地下室的人喊道：“打倒海蜇竊賊！”

775. The diplomatic diplomas are made in automation in the autonomy.
外交證書在自治區是自動化生產的。

776. The enrolled jolly stroller polled on the trolley.
被招收的快樂的散步者在無軌電車上投票。

777. The contaminated vital vitamin made racial discrimination come to culmination.
被污染的重要維他命使種族歧視達到極點。

778. The jogger made an analytical analogy between the ecology and geology.
慢跑者在生態學和地質學之間進行了分析類比。

779. The alliance enhanced the reliability of the applicable alloy appliances.
盟友增強了適用的合金用具的可靠性。

780. The gigantic panther in pants passed the transition period of heart transplant.
穿褲子的巨大黑豹度過了心臟移植的過度期。

781. With a clatter, the flatterer shattered the chattering wattmeter in the chaos.
噹啷一聲，馬屁精在混亂中打碎了格格作響的瓦特表。

782. "Homely food is wholesome," the comedist said on the dome.
“家常食品有益於健康，”喜劇作家在拱頂上說。

783. The subtle subscriber found the prescription manuscript.
敏銳的認購者找到了處方原稿。

784. Time is finite and infinite. I defy the indefinite definition.
時間既是有限的又是無限的。我公然對抗這個模糊的定義。

785. The driller filled the grill with brilliant film.
鑽孔者在烤架上填滿輝煌的膠片。

786. The ill man had a pill and sat on the pillar in stillness until now.
那個壞人吃了一顆藥丸後靜止不動地坐在柱子上直到現在。

787. The skilful miller killed millions of lions with his ski.
技術嫺熟的磨坊主用雪橇殺死了上百萬頭獅子。

788. The silly spilled the milk on the silver silk.
傻子把牛奶濺到銀白色的絲綢上。

789. On the far farm the army's arms are kept warm by a swarm of bees.
在遠方的農場上，陸軍的武器被一群蜜蜂保暖。

790. The alarm harmed the charming harmony of the ceremony.
警報聲損害了典禮迷人的和諧。

791. Squirrel inquired an acquaintance and acquired the requirements.
松鼠詢問了一位熟人，得知了那些要求。

792. A title is entitled to the retired worker who repaired the entire tire tirelessly.
那個不倦地修理了整個輪胎的退休工人被授予了一個頭銜。

793. The hired admirer inspired his desire for the wire.
雇傭的欽佩者激發了他對鐵絲的渴望。

794. The firm fireman first overcame thirst desire.
堅定的消防員首先克服口渴欲望。

795. The tiresome pirate sounded siren and let off fireworks.
討厭的海盜鳴汽笛放焰火。

796. The adjective injected new meaning into the objected objective object.
這個形容詞給受到反對的客觀物體注入了新的意義。

797. The projector is subject to rejection and may be ejected from the project.
投影機有遭到否決的傾向並可能被逐出工程。

798. A day goes through daybreak, morning, noon, afternoon, evening and midnight.
一天經過拂曉、上午、正午、下午、傍晚和午夜。

799. His affection for the defects is affected by the infectious perfect effect.
他對缺點的鍾愛受到具有感染力的完美效果的影響。

800. With a clatter, the flatterer shattered the chattering wattmeter in the chaos.
噹啷一聲，馬屁精在混亂中打碎了格格作響的瓦特表。

601. Last summer the drummer became an amateur dramatist dramatically.
去年夏天，鼓手戲劇性地變成了業餘劇作家。

602. Long Tongue League's colleagues are fatigued with cataloguing.
長舌聯合會的同僚們編目錄編累了。

603. The bottle is hidden in the bottom of a ton of cotton the cottage.
瓶子被藏在農舍裡一噸棉花的底部。

604. The pattern of the battery doesn't matter to the battle against the little brittle cattle.
電池的式樣對與脆弱小牛作戰無關要緊。

605. By the biography, the biologist's playing the violet violin violently violated rules.
據傳記記載，生物學家猛奏紫羅蘭色的小提琴違犯了規矩。

606. In the faithful waiter's waist exists a list of the ten listeners.
在忠實的侍者的腰裡存有那十位聽眾的名單。

607. The typist plays Typhoon on the piano in a typical style.
打字員以典型的風格在鋼琴上演奏“颱風”。

608. I pushed aside the crushed cushion in a rush and saw a bushy brush.
我急忙推開壓皺的軟墊子,看見一把濃密的刷子。

609. Riding on the ridge of the bridge, the proud bride shouts loudly to the cloud.
驕傲的新娘騎在橋脊上對著雲大聲喊。

610. The decisive decimal point made the acid man decide to suicide.
決定性的小數點使刻薄之人決定自殺。

611. I'm convinced that the provincial government will provide provisional provisions.
我深信地方政府將提供臨時供應品。

612. The hidden division is subdivided into individuals.
隱藏的師被細分為個體。

613. The tides slide on the tidy wide beach and collide each other.
海潮在整潔寬闊的海灘上滑行並相互碰撞。

614. The briber described the tribe head's bribery.
行賄者描述了部落首領的受賄行為。

615. The ribbon of the rifle is fabricated with fibre.
來福槍的帶子是用纖維製作的。

616. The continent continues to control the import of petrol and petroleum.
大陸方面繼續控制汽油和石油進口。

617. They returned in turn to bury the luxuries burnt in the burst.
他們依次返回來埋藏在爆炸中燒毀的奢侈品。

618. Banned murders in the suburb bring turbulent disturbance and burden to the urban turbine works.
在郊區被禁止的謀殺給都市的渦輪工廠帶來洶湧騷亂和重負。

619. A nice price of the iced rice is offered to the officer.
軍官得到了冰凍米的好價錢。

620. The poor man in poverty sleeps on the floor at the doorway.
那個貧困的可憐人睡在門口的地板上。

621. In the log lodge he said some illogical apologies.
在木屋裡他說了些不合邏輯的道歉話。

622. The slogan crier saw the dog and frog jump to and fro in the fog.
呼口號者看見狗和青蛙在霧中來回跳。

623. I recognized the large-sized prize and seized it.
我認出了大號獎品並將它佔有。

624. The lying liar lied to the dying diet maker that the tie was dyed blue.
躺著的說謊者對臨死的食療製作者謊稱帶子染成了藍色。

625. The unyielding man fiercely pierced the shield in the field.
那個不屈的人兇猛地刺穿田野裡的盾牌。

626. Perhaps something happy will happen to the unhappy man.
或許那個不高興的人將要碰上某件快樂的事。

627. The Greek checked his cheeks on the weekend.
希臘人在週末檢查了他的面頰。

628. The troop's stoop on the loop became the top topic at the bus stop.
部隊在環行道上的屈服在公共汽車站成了頭等話題。

629. The chop shopkeeper let the blood drip to the crops.
排骨店老闆讓血滴到莊稼上。

630. The pop song is popular in the populous city.
這首流行歌曲在人口稠密的城市流行。

631. Regretfully, we can't regulate the irregular liner on the gulf.
遺憾的是我們不能調整海灣上不定期的班船。

632. The pig is obliged to dig a big pit for the pigeon.
豬被迫為鴿子掘一個大坑。

633. In this district I can strictly distinguish the distinct distinctions of bee's stings by instinct.
在該地區我能靠直覺嚴格分辨蜜蜂刺的明顯特徵。

634. In the Administration, this minister is in charge of registering regional religions.
在內閣中這個部長負責登記區域宗教。

635. The energetic enemy submerged in the water on the verge of the emergency.
在緊急情況快要發生時精力充沛的敵軍沉入水中。

636. The muscular musician found the bud in the mud in the museum.
肌肉發達的音樂家在博物館裡的泥巴中發現了嫩芽。

637. I also heard of the false pulses elsewhere.
我在別處也聽說過這些虛假脈衝。

638. The kid kidnapper can't get rid of a ridiculous kidney disease.
綁架小孩的傢伙無法擺脫荒謬的腎病。

639. My niece sacredly sacrificed a piece of pie to the God.
侄女鄭重地給神供上一塊餡餅。

640. The sinful single singer's finger skin is singular.
有罪的單身歌手的手指皮膚獨特。

641. "The enterprise will be supervised by a group comprising prominent men,"the despising chairman said concisely with no compromise.
“企業將由傑出人員構成的小組來監管。”輕蔑的主席毫不妥協簡明地說。

642. The promising singer underwent mysterious misery.
那位有前途的歌手遭受了神秘的痛苦。

643. The physician made a physical examination to the sophisticated philosopher and physicist.
醫生給世故的哲學家和物理學家作了體檢。
644. Bowing its elbow, the owl sows in the bowl.
貓頭鷹彎著肘在碗中播種。

645. The cowardly cow vows not to tow vowels.
膽怯的母牛發誓不拖母音字母。

646. The answer is: Owing to a shower, the powerful powder is no longer on show.
答案是：由於一場陣雨，這種強有力的火藥不再展覽了。

647. The biscuit compels the mosquitoes quit the equipment.
這種餅乾迫使蚊子離開設備。

648. What a nuisance, the suit is ruined due to the unsuitable style.
真糟，這套服裝由於款式不合適而毀了。

649. The judge has prejudice to the juicy fruit.
法官對這種多汁水果懷有偏見。

650. The guide disguised his guilty of mixing the liquor with a liter of liquid.
導遊把酒與一公升液體混合的罪過掩飾起來。

651. When I fetched the sketch on the stretcher I found the secretary's secret.
當拿來擔架上的素描時，我發現了秘書的秘密。

652. The mutual spirits inspired us to reach the annual aim.
相互的精神鼓舞了我們達到年度目標。

653. The roaring oar hit the coarse keyboard on the cupboard aboard the boat.
轟鳴的槳擊中了船上碗櫃上的粗糙鍵盤。

654. My intimate mate's ultimate estimate approximates the appropriate value.
我親密夥伴的最終估計接近恰當的值。

655. In case of necessity, necessary session can be held on the vessel.
必要時，必需的開庭可在船舶上進行。

656. By the navigation of microwave, the navy paved a pavement on the wavy sea.
借助微波導航，海軍在多浪的大海上鋪了一條路。

657. The minority of us are confronted with difficulty in the frontier of the major.
我們少數人在該專業尖端領域面臨困難。

658. From the context of the text, I find the next pretext for selling the textile.
我從課文的前後關係中找到賣紡織品的下一個藉口。

659. The systematic items stem from the walker's talk about the chalk.
這些系統的條款來源於步行者關於粉筆的談話。

660. Theoretically, their heir's theory of meteorology can explain the meteor.
從理論上講，他們的繼承人的氣象理論能解釋這種大氣現象。

661. I affirmatively confirmed the conformity of the theory with practice.
我斷然確認了理論與實踐相符。

662. The subordinate coordinates are in accordance with that set by the cordial chorus.
從屬座標與熱心的合唱團的設定值一致。

663. The transactor thinks activating the atomic interaction in the intact reactor is practicable.
辦理人認為啟動未受影響的反應堆內原子的相互作用是可行的。

664. The distracted reader can't be absorbed in the abstract extract.
心神紛亂的讀者無法專心于抽象的節錄。

665. The compact faction fractured because of friction.
緊密小宗派由於摩擦破裂了。

666. Under the guideline, the output of streamlined seamless liners declines linearly.
在該方針的指引下，流線型無縫班機的產量直線下降。

667. The dreadful tread on the meadow broke the deadly deadlock.
草場上可怕的踐踏聲打破了致命的僵局。

668. The heading is "Headline of Headlong Pleadings".
標題為“倉促答辯狀的摘要”。

669. I overhear that the hearty man heartily yearns for my harness in the barn.
我無意中聽說那個熱忱的人十分嚮往我的牲口棚中的馬具。

670. After the rehearsal, the weary mechanic repaired the gears with shears and spear.
排練完後，疲倦的機修工用剪刀和矛修理了齒輪裝置。

671. Having checked the parameters of the apparatus, the paralysed parasite went to the paradise by parachute.
檢查過儀器的參數後，癱瘓的寄生蟲乘降落傘到天堂去了。

672. In the compartment, the impartial participant told me his counterpart's departure.
在隔間裡，公正的參與者把其對等人物的離世告訴了我。

673. The articulate man's artistic cartoon startled the charterer.
發音清晰者的藝術卡通使包租人大吃一驚。

674. The guardian found a quarterly quart of quartz in the safeguard.
監護人在安全裝置內找到了四分之一夸脫石英。

675. The immortal man's mortgage can be a shortcut to resolve the food shortage.
不朽之人的抵押可以作為解決食品短缺的捷徑。

676. The escort resorted to the orthodox paradox to retort his distortion.
陪護者借助正統悖論反駁他的歪曲。

677. The oppressor suppressed his aggressive opinion about compressor.
壓制者制止了他的有關壓縮機的挑釁性觀點。

678. The senseless senator's pretense of consensus caused a sensation.
愚蠢參議員的輿論藉口引起了轟動。

679. The conspicuous suspicious pension is in suspension.
那筆引人注目的可疑養老金被暫停發放。

680. He repents having compensated the dispensable pesion for fear of penalty.
他後悔因害怕處罰而補償了不必要的養老金。

681. Abundance doesn't mean redundance. The hound found a profound book on the roundabout.
充裕並不意味多餘。獵犬在旋轉木馬上找到一本深奧的書。

682. By courtesy of the mourner, he endeavours to devour the nourishing odour.
承蒙哀悼者同意，他努力吞食滋養氣味。

683. The thermal therapy terminated after the terminal germ seminar.
熱療在期末細菌研討會後終止了。

684. The terraced terrain near the Mediterranean ferry is terrific.
地中海渡口附近的臺地地形好極了。

685. The consul's consultant hauled out the assaulter from the vault.
領事的顧問把襲擊者從地窖中拖了出來。
686. The nitrogen atoms combine instantaneously, simultaneously and spontaneously.
氮原子瞬間同時自動化合。

687. The respectful spectator gave the prospective president a retrospect of the spectacular spectrum.
恭敬的旁觀者對未來的總統回顧了壯觀的光譜（景象）。

688. The suicides in adjacent area are incidental coincidence.
鄰近區域內的自殺是偶然巧合。

689. His ignorance of her dignity ignited her indignation.
他對她的高貴的無知點燃了她的憤怒（之火）。

690. The man tackling the drawback of the brackets runs a slack snack business.
那個解決支架缺點的人經營著蕭條的小吃生意。

691. At the turning the turtle met a turkey and made a turnover on the turnips.
在拐彎處海龜遇見了火雞，在蘿蔔上翻了個身。

692. The overthrown president is overwhelmed by the controversy.
被推翻的總統被辯論降服。

693. The handicapped man got a second-hand handout of shorthand handbook beforehand.
殘疾人事先得到了一本二手速記手冊施捨品。

694. Hitherto the withering flowers can't withstand the sunshine notwithstanding my care.
儘管有我的呵護，這些凋謝的花至今仍經不起陽光。

695. I averted my eyes from the diverse advertisements for the invert converter.
我把目光從花樣繁多的倒置轉換器廣告上移開。

696. It's deduced that the induced fluctuation does no good to the reproducing productivity.
據推斷，誘導波動對複製生產率沒有好處。

697. In the Catholic cathedral the athlete shouted out his wrath in the athletic oath.
在天主教大教堂，選手在體育誓言中喊出了他的義憤。

698. The destiny of the pest in chestnut is not known before reaching the destination.
栗子中害蟲的命運在到達目的地之前是未知的。

699. The wrestler's testimony manifests that he has large estates.
角力者的證言表明他有大量房地產。

700. Having attained the entertaining center, the retained man was detained and sustained pain.
到達娛樂中心後，聘請的男子遭到拘留並經受了痛苦。

501. The commonsense commonwealth government no longer uses the uncommon commonplace.
有常識的聯邦政府不再使用不尋常的陳腐之言。

502. The communist communicated communism to this municipal community.
那個共產黨員把共產主義傳入該市立社區。

503. In the bar the barber bargained for a jar of jam, then got over the barrier of barrels.
在酒巴里理髮師為一罐果醬講了價然後越過桶作的屏障。


504. The quarrelsome general quarreled about a quarter quart of oil in the headquarters.
好爭吵的將軍在司令部為四分之一夸脫油而爭吵。

505. On the wedding I saw blooms embeded in the bed of the bedroom.
在婚禮上，我看見臥室的床上鑲嵌著花朵。

506. The fisherman wishes to finish the dish of reddish fish.
漁夫希望做完那盤略帶紅色的魚。

507. On the Christmas the Christian's assistant fisted Pistol Piston and twisted his wrist.
在耶誕節，基督徒的助手拳擊了“手槍活塞”並扭了他的手腕。

508. My sister insists consistently on persistent resistance to transistor radios.
妹妹一貫堅決主張持久抵制晶體管收音機。

509. The chemist and the mistress insist that the mist consists of several chemicals.
化學家和女教師堅持認為薄霧由幾種化學物品構成。

510. My nephew found a few dewdrops on the Jewish jeweler's jewel.
侄兒發現猶太珠寶商的珠寶上有幾滴露珠。

511. The crew unscrewed the screws from the sewing-machine and chewed them.
船員們從縫紉機上旋下螺釘並咀嚼它們。

512. The interviewer reviewed the newspaper and renewed his viewpoint on the news.
採訪者再次查看了報紙並更新了他對該新聞的看法。

513. The refiner defined a definite confine with her fine finger.
提煉者用她精細的手指定義了一個明確的界限。

514. The sugared vinegar is refined from the sugarcane and pine.
加糖的醋是從甘蔗和松木中精煉出來的。

515. We are dined and wined in the inner dining-room of the inn.
在旅店的內部餐廳，我們受到了酒宴款待。

516. I'm inclined to underline these disciplines in the outline written on linen.
我傾向於給寫在亞麻布上的大綱中的這些學科劃下畫線。

517. The engineer examined the engine of the mining machine for stomach.
工程師檢查採礦機的發動機是否有肚子痛。

518. The submitted submarine on the magic magazine is shining and magnificent.
魔術雜誌上那艘提交的潛艇閃亮而壯觀。

519. Thus the enthusiastic dumb man thumbed the humble man's umbrella.
於是熱情的啞巴用拇指撥弄謙卑男子的傘。

520. The trembles of the umbrella assembly lines have resemblances.
這些雨傘裝配線的抖動有相似之處。

521. I'm interested in why he is arrested while resting in aural restaurant in the forest.
我對他為何在森林裡的香味餐館歇息的時候被捕感興趣。

522. I guess the guest's gesture suggested that he could not digest well.
我猜想客人的手勢暗示了他消化不良。

523. The pretty priest protested the contest of protein test.
漂亮牧師抗議蛋白質化驗賽。

524. "What a marvelous carving!" the starving harvester in vest said.
“好一件神奇的雕刻！”挨餓的穿著背心的收割者說。

525. During the festival the investor investigated his ancestor.
節日期間投資者調查了他的祖宗。

526. Subsequently the eloquent man frequently asked the consequence of quenching in sequence.
其後雄辯者頻繁地詢問順序滅火的結果。

527. In this semester the westerner thinks Chest Orchestra is the best.
這學期西方人認為箱子樂隊是最好的樂隊。

528. Henceforth, the north wind is worthless to the northerners.
從今以後，北風對北方人沒有益處。

529. On the eastern Easter feast, at least one beast's breasts were tested with yeast.
在東部復活節宴會上，至少有一頭牲畜的乳房被用酵母做了試驗。

530. The young youths lounged in the south mouth of the cave for one month.
無經驗的青年們在南洞口閒蕩了一個月。

531. The bird nests only in northeast, northwest, southeast and southwest lest it be found.
此鳥只在東北、西北、東南和西南築巢，以免被發現。

532. The airport and seaport are important to import and export of portable goods.
機場和海港對於進口和出口輕便商品很重要。

533. On the porter's passport a portion of the portrait isn't proportional.
在搬運工的護照上，部分肖像不成比例。

534. With the reporter's support, the sportsmen are transported to the airport.
在記者的支援下，運動員們被運送到了機場。

535. After a fortnight's torture, the unfortunate man got an opportunity to escape the misfortune.
經過兩星期的拷打後那個不幸的人得到了逃脫不幸的機會。

536. I got this sort of comfortable soft shorts with no efforts.
我不費吹灰之力弄到了這種柔軟舒適的短褲。

537. The forecaster contrasted the cast castle with the vast desert.
預言者將鑄造的城堡與廣闊的沙漠作了對比。

538. I tasted the paste in haste and cast it on the waste plaster.
我匆忙品嘗了漿糊然後將其丟在廢泥灰上。

539. The astronaut, an astronomy fan, is astonished at the gymnastics show in the gymnasium.
宇航員（一位天文學迷）對體育館裡的體操表演感到驚駭。

540. The master's masterpiece caused a disaster to headmaster.
主人的傑作給校長造成災難。

541. After the blast the plastics show everlasting elasticity.
爆炸過後，塑膠顯示出永久的彈性。

542. The pitch made me itch. I pitched the switch into the ditch around the kitchen.
瀝青使我發癢。我把開關拋進圍繞廚房的水溝裡。

543. I scratched a match and saw my watch catching a patch.
我劃了一根火柴發現我的手錶鉤著了一塊補丁。

544. With time elapsing, the flaps collapse on the clapper's lap.
隨著時間流逝，副翼在拍手者的膝蓋上堆疊起來。

545. The incapable man in cap went into the hospitable capital hospital.
戴帽的無能男子走進熱情好客的首都醫院。

546. I gripped the striped strip that tripped me over on the ship.
我握著那條在船上將我絆倒的帶條紋的帶子。

547. With his lips the sly fly clipped the slippery slipper that eclipsed his sight.
狡猾的蒼蠅用嘴唇夾住遮擋它視線的滑拖鞋。

548. The button utters in mutter, "The butterfly likes the buttered earthnut/peanut."
按鈕咕噥著發出聲音說：“蝴蝶喜歡塗了奶油的花生。”

549. The scraped escapee taped the grapes into various shapes.
擦傷的逃犯用帶子把葡萄紮成各種形狀。

550. In the past the compass could pass passion to the passive man having pastime on the pasture.
在過去，指南針可以將激情傳遞給在牧場上消遣的被動之人。

551. In the passage the passenger passed a cassette of message to messenger.
在過道裡，乘客給信差傳遞了一盒帶資訊。

552. It was not the aluminum but the massive brass and bronze on the grass that embarrassed me.
讓我為難的不是鋁，而是草地上厚重的黃銅和青銅。

553. From the classical class, the classmate with glasses knows the classification of classics.
戴眼鏡的同學從古典文學課上知道了古典名著的分類。

554. The hungry drunk plunged a trunk of lungs into the tunnel under the channel.
饑餓的醉漢把一大箱肺投進了水渠下麵的隧道。

555. I bundled a bunch of branches and anchored it on the punching bench.
我捆起一簇樹枝，將它栓在衝壓工作臺上。

556. The fundamental fund functions punctually in conjunction with abundant capital.
這筆重要基金與充裕的資本一起準時發揮作用。

557. Uncle and aunt launched a laundry with the blunt hunter.
伯伯和伯母與直率的獵人創辦了一家洗衣店。

558. The upset supplement supplier went up with the puppet to the upper room for supper.
心煩意亂的增刊供給者與傀儡一起到上面的房間吃晚餐。

559. I'm liable to give reliable reply to the application for supply of apples.
我有責任對申請供應蘋果給予可靠答覆。

560. Salaries vary with various jobs.
薪水隨各種各樣的工作而異。

561. I didn't uate the blue glue due to the vague plague.
因為不明確的瘟疫，我沒有對藍色膠水估價。

562. The flu influenced the influential speaker's fluency of speech.
流感影響了那個有影響的講話者講話的流暢。

563. I have association with the socialists of the society.
我與協會內的社會主義者有交往。

564. In the cinema the medicine immediately remedied the medium.
在電影院裡這種藥立刻拯救了中間人。

565. I use the ripe recipe to wipe the pipeline.
我用成熟的配方來擦拭管道。

566. The boastful toaster roasts himself on the coast in the sunshine.
好說大話的祝酒者在海岸上曬太陽。

567. It was true that the rescued cruel man let fuel oil issue from the tissue.
獲救的無情男子真的任憑燃油從薄紗中流出。

568. The furious obscure curer is curious to secure the curly-curved mercury curiosity.
盛怒的不出名治療者渴望弄到這種帶捲曲曲線的水銀珍品。

569. The dictator predicted the contradiction in the dictionary.
獨裁者預言了字典中的矛盾。

570. In the fiction, the victim of the conflict pictured the picnic after victory.
在小說中，衝突中的受害者描繪了勝利後的野餐。

571. The pupils will fix with a mixture the fixed figure in the future.
學生們將來要用一種混合物整修固定輪廓。

572. The impure mixture with impurity is purified.
含雜質的不純混合物被提純。

573. The native has no nationality; he is an international man.
這個土著沒有國籍，他是一個國際人。

574. In the rural the naturally matured tomatoes have this nature.
在鄉下自然成熟的番茄具有這種性質。

575. The worshiper thinks that the worst is the insufficient horsepower.
崇拜者認為最壞的事是馬力不足。

576. A year ago I could go without the foregoing favorite flavor.
一年前沒有先前最喜愛的風味我也能過。

577. The fresh flesh on the mesh refreshed the dog.
網格上的新鮮肉使狗恢復了體力。

578. In the autumn the authorities automatically authorize me to buy highly mobile automobiles.
秋天，當權者自動授權我買高機動性的汽車。

579. The columnist holds the colorful column of the colonial newspaper.
那位專欄作家主持殖民地報紙的多彩專欄。

580. In the beautiful bureau my daughter's laughter served for the sauce of the sausage.
在漂亮的辦公署，女兒的笑聲充當了香腸的調料。

581. The mechanical mechanic knows the technique and technology of the echo mechanism.
呆板的機修工知道共鳴裝置的技術和工藝。

582. The ugly druggist gauged the huge plug in the refugee's rug.
醜陋的藥劑師測量了難民毛毯中的巨大插頭。

583. I hope to make copper copies of the telescope and microscope for hobby in the lobby.
我希望製作望遠鏡和顯微鏡的銅質複製品。

584. The sloped envelope indicates the development velocity of printing.
那個傾斜的信封顯示了印刷的發展速度。

585. The rope is proper property to the prospering rope maker.
繩子對成功的制繩者來說是真正的財產。

586. It's a pity that the spitbox in the pit was hit and split.
遺憾的是坑內的痰盂被打裂。

587. The situation is fit for profiting and beneficial to the shops situated nearby.
這種形勢適於獲利且對坐落在附近的商鋪有益。

588. The fanciful panda fan panics over the span of the pan-like panel.
愛幻想的熊貓迷對盆狀儀錶板的全長感到恐慌。

589. The advanced van has disadvantages as well as advantages.
這輛先進的篷車有優點也有缺點。

590. The original Organ Organization was originated with an original man.
最初的風琴組織是由一個有創見的人發起的。

591. The pale salesman wholesales scales on a large scale.
面色蒼白的推銷員大規模批發比例尺（天平、魚鱗）。

592. The males think the females have talent for telling stale tales.
男人認為女人有講陳腐故事的才能。

593. Beneath (Underneath) the wreath the deaf man near death is out of breath.
花環下面那個快要死的聾子喘不過氣來。

594. The conclusion includes my attitude toward his rudeness.
結論包含了我對他的粗魯所持的態度。

595. In the pond the sponsor responded to the correspondent's corresponding responsibility.
在池塘裡主辦者對通訊員的相應責任作出了回應。

596. In this version, some conversions are made to the verbs and adverbs in the conversation.
該版本中，會話中的動詞和副詞作了一些轉換。

597. The cosmic verse on the reverse of the paper is very welcome in Universe University.
紙張背面的宇宙韻文在宇宙大學很受歡迎。

598. The dismissed Swiss miss kissed the once missing missile and scissors.
被解雇的瑞士小姐吻了一度失蹤的導彈和剪刀。

599. The comb is combined with a bomb in the tomb.
梳子和墳墓裡的炸彈結合在一起。

600. The sum of the hammers is made in the summer summary.
錘子總額在夏季總結裡作了統計。

401. The beloved novelist put her lovely gloves above the stove.
敬愛的小說家把她美麗的手套放在火爐上方。

402. It's proved that the approver improved waterproof roof.
經證實，贊同者改善了防水屋頂。

403. In the reaction, the fraction acts as an agent.
在反應中，這些碎片起一種媒劑的作用。

404. Actually the actor and actress reacted actively to the activity.
實際上男演員和女演員對這個活動作出了積極的反應。


405. In the racial horse-race, the white racer's race-horse won.
在種族賽馬運動中，白人賽手的馬獲勝。
406. I feel a trace of disgrace for the gracious man's embracing her bracelet.
我對仁慈男子擁抱她的手鐲感到一絲恥辱。

407. The preface is written on the surface of the furnace that faces the space facilities.
序言寫在面對太空設施的火爐表面。

408. "In fact, some factors are unsatisfactory to the factory,"the dissatisfied manager said.
“事實上有些因素對工廠來說是不滿意的。”不滿的經理說。

409. The manufacturer manually manufactured many machines for the manufactory.
製造商為工廠手工製造了很多機器。

410. The exact contact with practice has practical impact on me.
同實踐的密切接觸對我有實際的影響。

411. To make the contract attractive, the contractor subtracted a tractor from it.
為了使合同有吸引力，承包商從中減去了一台拖拉機。

412. In this chapter, the capture characterized the characteristics of the characters.
俘虜在本章描述了字元的特性。

413. The captive captivated by the apt adaptation rapped the cavity with rapture.
被靈巧的改編迷住了的被捕者著迷地敲打空腔。

414. I'm in charge of discharging a large amount of charcoal and coal at the coal mine.
我負責在煤礦卸一大堆木炭和煤。

415. With shortcomings overcome, the outcome become welcome.
隨著缺點被克服，結果變得受歡迎。

416. At the station the statesman hesitates to state the status of the statue.
在車站政治家不願陳述雕像的狀況。

417. The limitation on the imitations is preliminarily eliminated.
對模仿的限制初步被消除。

418. The unconventional convention put many people to inconvenience.
那個不合慣例的大會使很多人感到不便。

419. The ventilator inventor's adventure prevented him from venturing revenge.
通風機發明家的奇遇阻止了他冒險復仇。

420. Even the evening event couldn't eventually spoil the joy of the New Year's Eve.
即便是傍晚的事件最終也無損除夕的歡樂。

421. After an explosion the explorer restored the storage of the explosive in the exploiter's storehouse.
爆炸過後勘探者恢復了剝削者倉庫裡炸藥的儲量。

422. The sore is orally ignored by the ignorant immoral man.
瘡痛被無知的不道德者口頭忽視了。

423. The boring boy bored ashore for ore core at the score.
討厭的男孩在海岸上的刻線處鑽探礦核。

424. In the famine I got familiar with this famous family name/surname.
在饑荒中，我熟悉了這個有名的姓。

425. The tame tigers play the same game on the frame.
溫順的老虎在框架上玩同一遊戲。

426. The shameless lame man is to blame for the flaming frame.
無恥的跛子應為燃燒的框架負責。

427. The plain woman explained to me why she complained about the chain.
長相平平的女人向我解釋她為什麼抱怨那條鏈子。

428. After the entertainment the captain obtained an entrance fee.
娛樂表演之後，船長獲得了一筆入場費。

429. It's acertained that the certificate is behind the curtain of the stainless steel container.
經查實證書在不銹鋼容器的簾子後面。

430. In the building, the wild child hurt his mild chin on the china.
在大樓裡，那個粗野的孩子在瓷器上弄傷了溫柔的下巴。

431. The feeble man feels an ache on his heels and knees when he kneels on the steel steering wheel.
當虛弱男子跪在鋼舵輪上時他的腳跟和雙膝感到疼痛。

432. The bee paid the fee of coffee, beef and beer for the cheerful deer.
蜜蜂為歡快的鹿付了咖啡、牛肉和啤酒的費用。

433. To the ants, the infant elephant is a giant in the plantation.
對螞蟻們來說，幼小的大象是種植園裡的龐然大物。

434. The merciful merchant wants to grant some merchandise to the panting immigrants.
仁慈的商人要給喘氣的移民們一些商品。

435. The lengthened long fishing rod alongside the lake belongs to me.
靠在湖邊的加長長釣竿屬於我。

436. The strong man among us strongly hates the wrongdoing.
我們當中的壯漢強烈憎惡這件壞事。

437. In occasional case the phrase emphasizes the importance of the phase to the laser.
在偶然情況下該短句強調了相位對於鐳射的重要性。

438. Based on the basic case, the purchaser found the vase in the basin in the basement.
根據這個基本情況，購買者在地下室的盆子裡找到了花瓶。

439. On the camp of the campus the campaign champion put the camera on the camel.
在校園的營地上運動冠軍將攝影機放在駱駝上。

440. He stamped on the stamps and slammed the lamp on the damp dam.
他用腳踩郵票並將燈砰地摔在潮濕的壩上。

441. When the boat floats through the throat, the goat in overcoat goes to the goal.
當船漂過狹口時，穿大衣的山羊朝目標走去。

442. The competitor is compelled to complete the competition.
競爭者被迫完成了比賽。

443. I'm perplexed by the flexible complex index of sex and age.
我被靈活複雜的性別與年齡索引迷惑住了。

444. Since then the sincere princess has known the principal principle.
從那時起誠實的公主就知道該主要原理。

445. The bead is put on the forehead of the dead shepherd ahead of the herd.
珠子被戴在牧群前面的死牧羊人的前額上。

446. The misleader let me use the lead instead of the unsteady metal.
誤導者讓我用鉛代替不穩定的金屬。

447. The reader already readily spread the thread on the ready-made bread.
那位讀者已經欣然將絲線鋪散在現成的麵包上。

448. "Ten percent of the cents are made in recent centuries," he said with strong accent.
“百分之十的分幣是最近幾個世紀製造的，”他帶著濃重的口音說。

449. The neutral scent of kerosene is concentrated in the center of the scene.
煤油的中性氣味在場景中心被濃縮。

450. Those innocent adolescents ascending the hill are the tribe's descendants of decent descent.
這些爬山的天真青少年是這個部落具有正派血統的後代。

451. The tenant is discontented with the content of the agreement for renting the tennis tent.
承租人對租用網球帳篷的協定內容不滿。

452. The current occurrence of torrent spurs him to buy fur and sulfur.
現行的傾瀉事件驅使他買毛皮衣服和硫磺。

453. I'm confident that the dentist will deny the confidential accidental incident.
我確信牙醫會否認那個機密的意外事件。

454. The student identified the identical idiom on the identity cards.
學生辨認出了身份證上相同的成語。

455. The stupid student rapidly studied the accident in the studio.
愚蠢的學生在畫室裡快速研究了事故。

456. Considering considerable spiders outside, I stay in the president's residence.
考慮到外面有相當多的蜘蛛，我呆在總統的住宅裡。

457. Besides this side, I considered both the inside and outside.
除了這一面外我還考慮了內外兩面。

458. It's evident that the evil devil inevitably goes to ruin.
很明顯，邪惡的魔鬼必然滅亡。

459. In the company my companion accompanied me until I accomplished polishing the shoes.
在公司裡同伴陪著我直到我完成擦鞋（任務）。

460. I prepare to compare the two comparable parallel companies.
我準備比較那兩個可比較的類似的公司。

461. My neighbor knows the height and weight of the highjacked freight.
我鄰居知道被劫持貨船的高度和重量。

462. The rebels labeled the labor laboring in the laboratory and lavatory.
反叛者給在實驗室和輿洗室勞動的勞工貼上標籤。

463. At 8 o'clock the clerk locked the flock of cocks in the room.
八點鐘時辦事員將那群公雞鎖在房間裡。

464. The mocker knocked the stock with the knots on the stocking and sock.
嘲笑者用長襪和短褲上的結擊打存貨。

465. I'm determined to permit the permanent term on detergent.
我決心同意有關洗滌劑的永久條款。

466. The committee admits it committed an omission in commissioning the mission.
委員會承認它在委任使團時犯的疏忽。

467. The odd man added an additional riddle to the middle of the saddle.
那個怪人把一個額外的謎語添加到鞍座中間。

468. The insult to the adult consulter results in multiplication of the faulty faucets.
對成年諮詢者的侮辱導致有缺陷水龍頭成倍增加。

469. The detective detected that the arch was under the marching Arctic architects' protection.
偵察察覺到拱門受到行進的北極建築師們的保護。

470. In the college, I alleged that I recollected the dialog in dialect about the dial collection.
在學院裡我宣稱回憶起關於收集到度盤用方言進行的對話。

471. In the selection the lecturer neglected the negligible negative reflection on the election.
在選集中演講者忽視了對選舉的微不足道的消極反思。

472. The electrical connection in the photoelectric elevator involves electronics.
光電升降機內的電氣連接涉及到電子學。

473. The rising risk arises from the surprised fund raiser's praise of the appraisal.
上升的風險起因於受驚的資金聚集者對評估的讚美。

474. The efficient ancient scientist had conscience in science.
那個能幹的古代科學家在科學上有良知。

475. The eagle is eager to anger the tiger in danger.
鷹渴望激怒處在危險中的老虎。

476. The language angel hanged up the gang and banged them at the angle of the triangle.
語言天使將那夥人吊起朝三角形的角上猛撞。

477. equal, equator, equation, equivalent, quiver.
相等的赤道方程式均等顫動。

478. Qualified quality and adequate quantity are equally important.
合格的品質和足夠的數量同等重要。

479. Televisions and telescopes give the visitors visual ability to see the casual casualty.
電視和望遠鏡賦予參觀者們看見偶然傷亡事故的視覺能力。

480. The grown-up growled at a crowd of crows.
那個成年人對著一群公雞咆哮。

481. I threw a row of arrows, which narrowly passed the narrow-minded man's eyebrows.
我擲了一排箭，箭緊擦心胸狹窄的人的眉毛而過。

482. "Sorry, I'll borrow the lorry tomorrow," the sorrowful man said with worry in the corridor.
“對不起，明天我要借用這輛卡車。”那個悲傷的人在走廊裡擔心地說。

483. The signalman's signature sign is significant to the vacant vacation.
信號員的簽字符號對空假期具有重要意義。

484. The resigned designer is designated to an assignment of reigning the foreigners.
辭職的設計者被指派了一個去統治外國人的任務。

485. Because of the temperature tempo, I temporarily lost temper to my contemporary in the temple.
由於溫度進度的原因，我在廟裡一時地對同代人發了脾氣。

486. The empty empire's emperor made an attempt to tempt the contemptuous man.
空虛帝國的皇帝試圖誘惑那個輕蔑的人。

487. The one-eyed man obeyed the obedient audience's order.
獨眼人服從了順從的聽眾的命令。

488. The patriot's radar made the radical patient impatient.
愛國者的雷達使激進病人不耐煩。

489. From the experiment the experienced expert gained an unexpected expertise.
有經驗的專家從實驗中獲得一項意外技能。

490. Details about the tailor's tail are available from the prevailing dailies.
有關裁縫尾巴的細節可從流行的日報上得到。

491. The sailor was nailed on the rail for he failed to trail the mail.
水手被釘在橫木上，因為他未能跟蹤郵件。

492. The frank man put the first-rank blank blanket into the tan tank.
直率的男子將一流空白毛毯放進黝黑的大容器。

493. Thanks to the bankrupt banker, my ankle avoided an injury.
多虧那位破產的銀行家，我的腳踝免受傷害。

494. After a shot the foot began to root and shoot in the boot.
打了一針後，腳開始在靴子裡生根發芽。

495. The academic topic is why the blade of the spade is still sharp after decades' decay.
學術話題是為什麼鐵鍁刃口經過幾十年的腐爛之後仍然鋒利。

496. The invader saw the shadow of the lampshade fade away.
入侵者看見燈罩的影子漸漸消失。

497. The graduated comrade gradually graded the trademarks after the parade.
閱兵過後，那位畢了業的同志逐漸將商標分了等級。

498. Both the math pathfinders bathed in the bathtub.
兩個數學先驅都在浴盆裡洗過澡。

499. In the thesis the synthetic symbol symbolizes sympathy.
在論文中這個綜合符號代表同情。

500. For unity the units united into a unique union.
為了統一，這些單位聯合成一個獨特的聯盟。